Space Channel 5 VR Kinda Funky News Flash!

Space Channel 5 VR Kinda Funky News Flash!
Also known as: Space Channel 5 VR: Arakata Dancing Show (JP) Developer: Grounding Publisher: Grounding Platforms: PlayStation 4, Oculus Quest, Windows Released in JP: February 26, 2020 Released in US: February 25, 2020 Released in EU: February 26, 2020

Space Channel 5 VR Kinda Funky News Flash! has you play the role of rookie reporter Roo, with veteran reporter Ulala as your mentor. The Morolians are forcing people to dance once again, and it's up to you to catch the scoop through a series of dance battles.

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In the Main Menu Lounge, Report 1, and Miku's Far Out Report Show, cylindrical screens resembling digital signage displays can be seen near the sofas. While the screens appear to have text, they are far away from the player and difficult to read, as the texture used is relatively small in resolution. By extracting the texture, we can get a clear look at this text which would be unreadable by normal means.

The first ten lines are a rough translation of the opening theme from Space Sheriff Gavan, with grammatical errors and typos. The lines after that come from a 2016 revision of the Space Sheriff Gavan Wikipedia page.

You are a man, aren't you? Don't hesitate to do t
hat now.
You have the engine in the heart. Fire it just now.
You know I am here, as a first man.
Like speed of a light. Rush into the tomorrow.
Young, what is young ? It is no regret.
What is love? It is no hesitant.
Gaban! Say goodbye tears- Gaban! Welcome
brave.
Space sheriff, Gaban!
Earth is invaded by the criminal organization
known
as Makuu, led by Don Horror, who had first
destroyed
a space colony near Earth. Don Horror wants to
dominate the whole universe, and the Earth
represents an obstacle that he has to overcome by
turning it into heaven for all evil. In repsponse to
Makuu's attack, Space Sheriff Gavan of the
Galactic Union Police is deployed to Earth to
defend his mother's home world. Gavan is helped
by Mimi, the daughter of Commander Qom, and he
given information by Qom, assisted by Marin on
his home planet. Gavan goes to Earth to defend it
against Don Horror and his devilish schemes. He
settles on Earth icognito as Retsu Ichijouji, taking
a job at the Avalon Youth Club in Japan to track
Makuu's forces down.
Laser Blade (Rēzā Burēdo) Gavan's mighty
sword which is at first normal, with a steel blade.
He later transforms it into a light blue blade,
which is required to perform the Gavan Dynamic
to destroy the monster by slicing it in two-o
Lazer Z Beam: Gavan's projectile attack. Original-
ly a laser beam emitted from his right hand.
Barrier: A protective barrier that Gavan can emit
to deflect any attack in front of him.
Laser Scope: A radar device that Gavan uses to
detect invisible monsters.
Electro Sonar: A sonar device which enables
Gavan to detect any movement and sound in the
area.
Cyberian: Gavan's personal vehicle, which he
uses to enter Makuu space. When he calls for it,
this red Suzuki motorcycle with side car and
flashing lights at the front comes from the Dolgi-
ran to Gavan's current location. He occasionally
uses it when fighting Makuu on Earth.
Gavion: Gavan's private tank, only used in the
final battles. Like Dol, he stands up on the tank
and commands it. The heavy vehicle is quite
deadly thanks to all its lasers and cannons.
Scooper is contained inside.
Scooper: Gavan's drill machine. He uses it to save
Professor Kaminaga, to find hidden monsters, and
to locate his father.